lol I h8 myself


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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots, via sniffing)

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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(Source: joltick, via communistbakery)

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ungrief:

me: *swats at fly*

fly: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now 

(Source: retiredstripper, via tortillah)

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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kimkardahshian:

psychic? More like…PSY’S CHICK! lms if u have a crush on psy or if you gangnam smiled (:

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