lol I h8 myself


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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

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burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via communistbakery)

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floridasunshineee:

the best line ever